Who's Got A Kiss For The Pickety Witch?

PSA:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:07:00 -0700

versatilequeen:

Also, if you are going to date someone with a mental illness (or any illness) make sure you have accepted that they might not get better for a very long time, if ever.

Do not enter the relationship thinking that you can fix them or that they will be fine in a few months. Never do that.

Movies really give us a false sense of what happens in these cases.

This.

tangledupinlace: i can fit through a doggy door d’awwww

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:42:23 -0700

tangledupinlace:

i can fit through a doggy door

d’awwww

aquarlus: “hey do you want the rest of my-“

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:37:07 -0700

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:19:38 -0700

The Song of Barnacle Bill

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:53:00 -0700

Who’s that knocking at my door?

(Cried the fair young maiden)

It’s only me from over the sea!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I’m all lit up like a Christmas tree!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I’ll sail the sea until I croak,

I fight and swear and drink and smoke,

But I can’t swim a bloody stroke!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

Are you young and handsome sir?

(Cried the fair young maiden)

I’m old and rough and dirty and tough!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I never can get drunk enough!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I drink my whiskey when I can,

Whiskey from an old tin can,

For whiskey is the life of man!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I’ll come down and let you in!

(Cried the fair young maiden)

Well hurry before I break the door!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I’ll puff and fuss and rant and roar!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

I’ll spin you yarns and tell you lies,

I’ll drink your wine and eat your pies,

I’ll kiss your cheek and black your eyes!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

Sing me a love song low and sweet!

(Cried the fair young maiden)

Sixteen men and a dead man’s chest!

(sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor)

Yo heave ho and a bottle of rum!

(sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor)

Oh a high rig a jig and a jaunting car,

A hee a ho are you almost done,

Belay my boys and the Bull-jine run!

(sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor)

Tell me that we soon shall wed!

(Cried the fair young maiden)

I got me a wife in every port!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

The handsome gals is what I court!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

With my false heart and flattering tongue

I court them all, both old and young!

I court them all but marry none!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

When shall I see you again?

(Cried the fair young maiden)

Never again, I’ll come no more!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

Tonight I’m sailing from this shore!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

If you wait for me to come,

Sitting and waiting and sucking your thumb,

You can wait until the cows come home!

I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

Source

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:32:23 -0700

Source

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:20:49 -0700

Prospective Careers

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:16:24 -0700

Me: Can I decorate people's houses for Halloween? Is that a career?
Me: I swear I'd be professional...no hanky panky.
C:...
Me: Maybe I'll just professionally win the lottery. And amuse myself by decorating my own house for Halloween year-round.

"Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish stretch marks. Fade age..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:36:19 -0700

“

Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish stretch marks. Fade age spots. Eliminate feminine odor. Lose weight. Dissolve belly fat. Erase wrinkles.

I think someone wants me to disappear.

”

- Guerrilla Girls (via chubby-bunnies)

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:35:55 -0700

the snake pit

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:02:23 -0700

Losing yourself along the way is a frightening thing. I’ve been scattered for weeks. When you’re sick like this, there’s not much of a cure except your ability to crawl out of the snake pit.

I haven’t found a route yet. I know there is one, but I’m having a hell of a time finding it.

scificity: http://scificity.tumblr.com After first discovering...

Thu, 30 May 2013 00:04:30 -0700

scificity:

http://scificity.tumblr.com
After first discovering Doctor Who…

Relevant to my life.

beautyandterrordance: It is required that you see Psycho from...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:37:18 -0700

beautyandterrordance:

It is required that you see Psycho from the very beginning.

Good god, I’m reduced to this.

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:38:11 -0700

Good god, I’m reduced to this.

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:18 -0700

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

sofapizza: pleatedjeans:via my feels! gaaaaaaaahcute

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:01:04 -0700

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via

my feels!

gaaaaaaaahcute

I see you got some ice cream there…

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:54 -0700

I see you got some ice cream there…

thefrogman: First time doing yoga by David Somerville...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:12 -0700

thefrogman:

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

sassy McKellen.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:37 -0700

sassy McKellen.

triumfa: Сhun, my little swimmer-rat Domesticated rats are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:33 -0700

triumfa:

Сhun, my little swimmer-rat

Domesticated rats are among my favorite animals. They’re friendly, damn intelligent, and always interested in their surroundings. I’d love to have another someday.